The truth is, the phrase “baby bump” always makes me cringe a little on the inside when referring to a chick’s knocked up belly, because it makes me think of something Lindsay Lohan might snort up for a quickie. There has to be another name for it. Fetus pouch? No. Bambino dumpling? No. Oversized infant pimple? No. Whatever we’re calling it, Lily Allen showed hers off in London last night at the premiere of Tamara Drew, a movie her mother produced.
If Lily Allen paid more than a few hundred Mexican pesos for that dress, then the ho paid too much! That is the kind of dress my abuelita would haggle for while sitting in the car at the Mexico/US border in Tijuana. My abuelita would never pay more than 150 pesos for that dress and she’d make them throw in a ceramic vase with Jesus on it! She’s ruthless.