Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

September 7, 2010 / Posted by:

Ohhh, Singer 1 is spitting mad at Singer 2! Although she has been playing it fairly cool in the press, Singer 1 has been completely obsessed with securing a certain gig that is likely going to Singer 2, and may be letting her emotions get the best of her. Singer 1 argues that of the two, she is the one with better record sales, is a better performer, and is much more popular than Singer 2. Even more galling is the fact that Singer 2 didn’t even want the job until Singer 1 expressed interest. Singer 1 also recently told a small group of people that she is the only “real singer” of the two and referred to Singer 2 as a cut-rate “no-talent wannabe.” (Blind Gossip)

Mimi for singer 1, JLo for singer 2 and American Idol for the job? But I’m not sure about this guess since JLo’s name has never EVER frolicked into the rainbow fairy enchanted forest that lives inside Mimi’s head.

This new cable show on a grammatically exciting network features people who are supposed to be employees. Turns out at least two of them are not, and one of those who is not, actually makes her living as a hooker. (CDAN)

The network is E!? The show is The Spin Crowd? As for the hooker employee? All of them! Every one of those bitches look like they were annoyed that they had to move their whore game from “Adult Services” to “Casual Encounters” on Craigslist.

We don’t want to ruin the magic for you, but this D list star claims to our source that he lost his virginity on a ride at a very popular and famous theme park. We won’t mention the ride or the park so as not to gross you out, but it is a dark ride, where we suppose it could have happened. The only thing is, an inside source says that the ride is full of cameras, so if that is true, there is a sex tape floating around of this former child star and an older male who took him for a ride of his own. (BuzzFoto)

The ride has to be the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland since every body does some kind of boning on that ride (make sure you wipe before you sit). As for the D-list star, I’ll go with Danny Pintauro, Corey Feldman, or Scott Baio (ha)?

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