Hot Slut Of The Day!

Colleen “Stevie” Morton (as played by Suzanne Tara) from Good Morning, Miss Bliss

If the soul of Tina Turner’s old wig and the musical stylings of Pia Zadora exorcised themselves into the body of Linda Blair, you would have STEVIE, the biggest pop star in the known universe and beyond. During an episode of Good Morning, Miss Bliss (the drop of pre-cum before the massive neon jizz load of awesomeness that is Saved By The Bell), Stevie decides to give her final farewell show in the auditorium at her old junior high school, because she wants to see her favorite teacher Miss Bliss. Yes, this only happens on basic cable TV shows from the late 80s.

Here’s Stevie moving her mouth into a giant white dildo while serenading Screech with her hit song “Hotline.” Stevie’s outfit deserves it’s own exhibit at the Smithsonian. I’d like to think that her copper foil suit went from the wardrobe closet to a dumpster outside, where a wayward hooker looking to get out of the whore game fished it out and wore it to her first real interview at a car insurance company (SPOILER ALERT: She got the job thanks to Stevie’s suit).

Oh, and Stevie also kisses Zack Morris in the episode. Yes, a grown ass woman put her lips on the mouth of a 13-year-old boy. Stevie might not be a world famous pop star anymore, but you can still see her name in lights on the National Sex Offender Registry.

(For Carolyn)