A Sad Day For Pussy And Peen Peddlers

September 5, 2010 / Posted by:

Modern day whores out there who picked up their johns at the end of the littered and dusty online cul-de-sac we all call Craigslist, will have to slather the SPF on their ass cheeks and go back to whistling for dick on their old corner. This is because Craigslist locked the doors on their “Adult Services” section and wrapped the front porch with black tape with the word “censored” on it. Craigslist’s whore house is closed until further notice. An authentic tear of sadness just slid down Charlie Sheen’s cheek….

PC World says that Craigslist has yet to comment on this mess, but it’s obvious that they were forced to remove the Adult Services category after getting heat from 17 attorney generals. They asked Craigslist to shut that shit down if they refused to screen ads.

Craigslist changed the name of Erotic Services to Adult Services last year shortly after the Craigslist Killer was caught. Craigslist manually approved each Adult Services ad and charged $10 per ad. This still didn’t stop several attorney generals from demanding that Craigslist get out of the leased pussy game altogether.

The ginger Coco summed this up perfectly:

Hongray johns will have to learn a whole new code to find what they’re looking for. “18-year-old futon with cover and stain on middle part of cushion. Will deliver to you. Cash only” will now mean “Safe vagina sex only. You can cum on my tits. Out calls and cash only”. It’s the new hanky code!

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