The Really Naked Housewife Of DC

September 4, 2010 / Posted by:

In news that will make horny horses with Playboy subscriptions and sucio fucks with skeleton fetishes pop simultaneous boners, Michaele Salahi, the White House party crasher and star of The Real Housewives of DC, will bare her nipples and crotch in the pages of Playboy Magazine. Playboy must have outbid Horse & Hound Magazine for this honor.

TMZ says that Michaele will go fully nekkid ass nekkid and won’t leave anything to the part of your imagination marked “HORROR!!!“. Ann Coulter’s separated in hell twin will pose for Playboy later this month. Playboy hasn’t decided yet if they are putting her on the cover. If Michaele is going to be in Playboy’s annual Halloween or bestiality issue, then she definitely should grace the cover.

And in related news, the world’s top programmers, scientists, engineers, witch doctors and magicians are working on the new version of Photoshop right now.

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