The US Open Halftime Show Brought To You By Jersey Shore
These two clips should be used in advertising for the US Open, because this is the only reason to buy a ticket. At a US Open match last night, the audience was woken up from their open-eyed naps when a douchebag (who probably has a nickname like The P.T. aka The Pussy Tamer) and a lady with her bra straps showing exchanged a brawl of words. Now this is a fucking tennis match.
Apparently, the baby dick bag was throwing around the beautiful fuck word and homegirl wasn’t loving it so she got up to give him a piece. If you mute the video above and play any fight scene from Jersey Shore on your TV, that’s probably what it really sounded like. The phrases “Yoooz have no respect” and “Fuck yooz, you fat hippah” were probably used a few times.
At the beginning of the video, I started to give all my points to the douchebag, because we all know that I’m a major supporter for the right to spew the fuck word. But then I quickly shifted my love to homegirl when she slapped the fuck word right out of his mouth!
The fight ended the way all fights should end, a slow moving old fat dude tackled the young dickhead and the two went row surfing. Deadspin says that all 3 were arrested and later released. No word yet if the three will be giving an encore performance this weekend, but standby!
And yes, I’d hit it, but ole’ girl already beat me to it.