Prince Hot Ginge, the light of my everything, is receiving a load of hate from animal welfare organizations in the UK after this picture of him playing polo on an injured horse surfaced a few days ago. No, the horse did not suffer third degree burns from the fiery inferno of ecstasy that is Prince Hot Ginge’s crotch. It was cut up in the side by his spurs! SJP weeps.
The Daily Mail says that during a match in July, PHG’s horse suffered shank marks after he continually kicked the pony with his spurs. A witness says that he kept on playing while his poor horse bled, but a rep for St. James Palace claims he stopped hitting balls as soon as he spotted the injury. Players who overuse their spurs could receive a fine of up to £50,000. They will also receive a SADS look from their horse, which is THE WORST PUNISHMENT OF ALL.
Andrew Tyler of Animal Aid had this to say to the Daily Mail about PHG’s alleged horse abuse. “Polo is a very rough activity that causes stress and injuries to horses. The use of spurs in such a fast-moving event is a vicious indulgence. Spurs are unnecessary for a competent rider and should not be used to punish a horse for the rider’s failure to gain advantage. Prince Harry comes from a background of hunting and shooting which is at odds with the vast majority of the British public.” Other animal charities called him “cruel.”
PHG and Prince William recently mourned the loss of their beloved polo horse Drizzle when she got sick during a game and passed away.
There’s only one solution to this problem. The tortured horses must stop being abused, and Prince Hot Ginge must continue to play polo since it makes his nipple holes smack together in happiness. So I’m going to grab two beers from the cooler, open the emergency exit door and do the “I QUIT THIS BITCH” slide which will launch me over to England. Then I will grab the saddle off of PHG’s pony and takes its place. It will be hard (ooooh, it will be hard), but it’s the only way. Yes, I will lose every single match. And yes, I will sprain my neck from turning around to try to lick on PHG during the game, but it’s a small price to pay. FREE THE HORSES (and free my no-no)!!!!