Lindsay Lohan Almost Ran Over A BABY!!!!

September 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan almost added “BABY MURDERER” to her resume when she allegedly hit a toddler in a stroller with her Maserasti while terrorizing West Hollywood yesterday afternoon. Radar has a super grainy video of a baby in sunglasses crying her life out while being pushed by her nanny. The video doesn’t show LiLo’s Maserati actually making contact with the baby, but a paparazzo at the scene says it happened so it must be so! Throw the crackie in the clink along with the NOT RIGHT bitch who stamped “reinstated” on her drivers license.

Brayan Jaime, the pap who witnessed all of this, tells Radar, “There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street. Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going. I’m 100 per cent sure Lindsay was driving because I saw her with my own eyes. She was just driving like crazy once I started following her. She was trying to lose me, blowing stop signs and stuff. Lindsay was scared because she knew I saw what she did.”

Another witness says that LiLo was pulling out of her apartment building when she made a left turn right into the baby’s stroller. The witness said she barely tapped the stroller, so she might not have known what she did.

TMZ asked Brayan why the kid’s nanny didn’t look that worried afterwards and he said, “She was in shock and Hispanic so she was scared.”

This is true. I’m half Hispanic so I’m always half scared. Always half scared that la migra is going to deport half of me. This is why I piss out half of my bladder whenever I see a cop.

LiLo had this to say about the whole mess: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Oh, yeah, LiLo knows exactly what happened. White Oprah is having afternoon Bloody Marys with her lawyers right now to discuss suing that baby! That baby is the one who hit LiLo’s leased Maserati with her stroller. That baby’s stroller scratched LiLo’s Maserati. That baby and her fancy sunglasses are to blame! Baby better wait by her Fisher Price Blackberry, because White Oprah’s lawyers will be calling. When White Oprah is done with that baby, she won’t have a diaper to shit in!

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