Well, another card for Kanye West’s “Taylor Swift Ain’t Shit” Club has been issued and handed over to a second member. And that member is Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. The hippie Tom Green scratches scalp creatures in his head every night while wondering why any potty-trained person would every thinks that Taylor Swift has talent. Yup, Gay Fish can take three steps back, because Chris is snatching the mic now. Chris said this to Nylon Guys (via E! Online):
“I find it embarrassing that adults are like, ‘Taylor Swift is very talented.’ She’s not. She might be cute, but she’s horrible.”
Chris then went after the Mileys, RiRis and Ke$hits of the world:
“They have stylists who dress them, they make records with producers who play a chord into the computer and it all comes out the same…When you have computers doing it all for you…there’s no individuality. Singing isn’t always about being on key; it’s about emotionality.”
You can’t argue with Jesus.
Chris has a point, but it’s Taylor Fucking Swift! That’s like kicking a blind puppy. Yes, she’s 20-years-old and her lyrics sound like they were taken from the inside of a 6th grader’s Lisa Frank folder, but she’s pretty much harmless.
And yes, most of her songs should be sung by animated princesses twirling in the enchanted forest while a chorus of animal in clothes dance around her…. But obviously, there’s a bunch of people into that shit. I’ll admit that I sang one of her songs at karaoke the other night, but I try to live my life as though I’m an animated princess just twirling away in the enchanted forest, so that’s my excuse.
Oh and Chris forgot to add: “AND BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!!!!111!!!”