This follicly challenged C+ actor from a hit cable show is notoriously heterosexual. When he was spotted making out with a male model and his companions started talking smack, he turned to them and said, “It doesn’t matter to me. If it has a hole, I will fuck it.” Oh, and he is a dad. Nice. (CDAN)
Jeremy Piven is a father?! Yes, I know Jeremy isn’t a father, but besides that he fits this shit. And he sort of seems like the type who has pledged to Gerard Butler’s “a hole is a hole” way of life. I’m not sure who this could be, so I’ll just throw out the names of cable stars whose heads look like a wilting Chia Pet: Thomas Jane? Jon Gosselin? Larry David? Corbin Bernsen? ASkars (I know he’s not a balding father, but just go with it)?
If you are a little on the chubby side and lose some weight, good for you! But don’t go around lying about how you did it. This TV girl claims to have lost weight through discipline and portion control. Seems like she forgot to mention the part where she had lap band surgery. Which, incidentally, is exactly the same surgery her husband had to lose weight. We really shouldn’t be so surprised that she is lying about this. After all, her family has a way of shaving the truth on everything. Oh, and if f she still needs to lose a tiny bit more weight, she really should consider the trunk diet. It’s where you are bound and gagged and placed naked in the trunk of a car for a few days until you lose weight or die. Whichever comes first. (Blind Gossip)
Caroline “Shave My Face” Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey? Danielle better reveal this on the second part of the reunion by pulling out a ball of Caroline’s old excess skin (which probably looks exactly like Grandma Wrinkles).
This B+ now movie actress used to be on a hit network drama. One day she was discussing the wardrobe she was supposed to wear and went on and on for 15 minutes about how it was just awful and the wardrobe person was awful and that if she were running the show the person would be fired. Then the wardrobe person walked in and our actress said, “You are an amazing woman. I love my clothes for this week.” (CDAN)
The Katherine Hagel has two faces?! Who else?