Here is a SANS FARDS and pregnant Celine Dion with her family on the cover of Canada’s 7 Jours magazine. This is how the cover of a celebrity weekly is really done, because each one of their facial expressions is a new kind of hilarious.
René Angélil has a look on his face like he’s really excited to destroy Flash Gordon once and for all, or slurp your brains out through your ear holes. Celine is giving that look most pregnant women have plastered on their faces 7 out of 9 months. The “I’m over this shit” face, which is also the “I have to piss” face. René-Charles looks strangely excited. I say “strangely excited” because I’d be kind of sad if I no longer had a long luscious unicorn tail on top of my head. Maybe it’s hiding under there and he’s wearing Anne Hathaway’s wig.
And the dog is obviously not amused at the fact that 7 Jours is still bringing up Princess Diana’s death.