T.I. Messed Up Again

September 2, 2010 / Posted by:

T.I. barely waved goodbye to a life filled with jacking off under fluorescent lights (there’s nothing worse) and guess what he went out and did last night. The dumb dumb bitch got himself arrested last night after Los Angeles cops smelled a cloud of Bob Marley’s sweet breath floating out of his Maybach on Sunset Blvd. When the cops searched the car, they didn’t find marijuana, but they did find something that is classified as the bad shit.

TMZ says that the cops wouldn’t say what they got their hands on, but TMZ has reason to believe it’s either meth or ecstasy. T.I.’s gorgeous new wife Tiny was with him in the car, so the two were both arrested and thrown into a jail cell. T.I. just did 7 months in the chokey and he’s currently on probation. Hit it, Antoine!

Tiny and T.I. were booked on felony possession. They bailed out earlier this morning.

T.I. is prettier than frosting on a hard dick, but the cells in his brain marked “STUPID ASS” must be running amok up in there. Does he just love the feeling of 2-count-thread prison sheets scratching the layers of skin off his body so much that he wants to go back? Is this T.I.’s way of pulling a “We must go back to the island” moment sponsored by Jack Shephard?

Didn’t T.I. and Tiny learn anything from Parasite Hilton’s moron moves? Smoke your shit at home and always hide your illegal narcotic of choice in your deepest orifice.

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