Prince Von A Hole Has Big Plans For Zsa Zsa’s Body

September 2, 2010 / Posted by:

Oh, I’ve been waiting for Prince Von A Hole’s all-natural crazy to poke out! Ever since Zsa Zsa Gabor started winking at the angels above, her husband Frederic von Anhalt has been polite with his comments about her condition. Prince Von A Hole has been bringing the foolery in heavy doses long before Spencer Pratt was birthed out of a Summer’s Eve box, so I was a little surprised to see him behaving. But Prince Von A Hole is done leaving me thirsty for his crazy, because here it is! I’m glad we all saved a seat for it.

Prince Von A Hole tells Bild (via NY Post) that when Zsa Zsa retreats behind the rhinestone-encrusted gates of heaven, he plans to plastinate her body. You know, like the Bodies…The Exhibition:

He wants the creator of the Bodies exhibit and German anatomist Gunther von Hagens to turn Zsa Zsa’s body into the shell of Mickey Rourke and Janice Dickinson like the picture above. Prince Von A Hole explains, “My wife has always dreamed that her beauty would be immortal. I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the context of a scene in one of her films.

That is the way he wants to honor Zsa Zsa’s elegant beauty?! Put her on display in Las Vegas so that drunks can poke at her muscles and stare at her organs (GUILTY)? Dude is sick.

If he really wants to preserve Zsa Zsa’s beauty and spirit he would turn her ashes into a dozen crystals. And then use those crystals to make a chandelier for the Beverly Hills Police Department. That way the prisms shooting off the chandelier will slap every police officer in the face who comes walking through the front door. That’s a real tribute.

Why are we even talking about this anyways? Zsa Zsa is going to live forever!

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