Some people just really know how to tell a story in a way that makes you want to clap and throw a bouquet of roses at them afterwards. And this goth Cathy with glasses who witnessed a robbery attempt is one of them. I want to sit next to her at a Denny’s breakfast counter at 4 in the morning and ask her to tell me every single one of her life stories. Every. Single. One.
I won’t give anything away, but I hope that somebody puts “They Shot The Rubber” on a onesie.