Hot Slut Of The Day!

Nat Bussichio (as played by Joe E. Tata), the pit who kept the peach together!

In case you couldn’t tell from everyone around you wearing a pompadour, extra long sideburn, a blazer with rolled up sleeves, a peasant top, the same black & white prom dress or a baby tee under a floral spaghetti strap dress, IT’S 9.02.10 DAY! HAPPY 90210! Get in your red matte BMW convertible and drive over to the Peach Pit, because that’s where everyone should start 90210 day.

Then tell Nat all your stupid teenage problems while he pretends to look concerned even though he could really give a shit, because his condo is in foreclosure, the IRS is auditing him, his mom might need a kidney transplant, his car broke down and he missed the bus. But you don’t know any of that, because you never ask. It’s all about YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU! As it should be!

Once you’re done with Nat, then do any of the following things because this is how you celebrate the INTERNATIONAL blessed holiday that is 90210 DAY!

1. Fuck your best friend’s boyfriend before she gets back from Paris.
2. Call your girlfriend or sister by a really annoying and unnecessary nickname (examples: Bren).
3. Strut your shit in a mother/daughter fashion show with your cokehead mom.
4. Blow your audition for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, blow the director later to get the role.
5. Run away to Mexico for the day but don’t bring any kind of ID.
6. Pretend to be French.
7. Sing karaoke at the Peach Pit, but don’t stop doing it. Do it for hours.
8. Roll your eyes at the Jerri Blank of West Bev (aka Andrea).
9. Burn down a homecoming float.
10. Take part in the dumbest protest ever known to man.

That will get you started! And basically every moment of this beloved classic is a moment worth posting, so I couldn’t choose only one clip. Oh, but if I had to….

HAPPY 90210, everybody! And what a coincidence, it’s also HAPPY I FUCKING HATE EMILY VALENTINE DAY too!