A bunch of Guns N’ Roses fans in Dublin must have not received the world memo stating that Axl Rose is just like all of our relatives: the asshole is always tardy for the party! This is why you have to write the start time on the invitation as an hour earlier than it really is. Always.
Well, when GNR finally took the stage 90 minutes late without uttering one “We’re sorry,” several audience members expressed their rage through dance. And by that I mean they threw glass bottles at Axl’s head. With that, Ireland just found their new official national sport.
Now the Irish believe that every drop of booze is made from the joyous tears of saints (as do I), so I’m sure all the bottles they threw at Axl’s face were empty. They chugged, then tossed. Oddly enough, Axl didn’t appreciate the wave of bottles coming at him so he quit that bitch.
But Axl had the last laugh, because later he came back out onstage, put all the empty bottles in a blue plastic bag and traded them in for 5 cents each. Axl laughed all the way to the recycling bank, where I’m hoping they took his bottles out of the bag and threw that shit back at his ass.