Because I love it when old ass bitches talk about smacking young tricks who deserve it, here’s a quote from 84-year-old Jerry Lewis that made me smile as though he was serenading me on his telethon. Jerry tells Inside Edition what he thinks Lindsay Lohan needs:
“I would smack her in the mouth if I saw her…I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else – whack!’ And then if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton – those children are begging for help. What they’re doing is saying…‘Can you please help me?’ When people who have celebrity give nothing in return, they need a spanking and a reprimand.”
And you’ll hold Parasite Hilton’s purse while Jerry makes her crabs fly by slapping her ass. Actually, I’ll hold it because she’s got the good stuff in there.