A Rolls Royce ambulance was once again summoned to Zsa Zsa Gabor’s palatial Bel Air mansion this morning after her husband Prince von Anhalt found her “unresponsive.” A rep for the most glamorous woman to ever sashay across this land (next to Shauna Sand, of course) tells KTLA that she is currently being treated at UCLA Medical Center. Zsa Zsa has been in-and-out of the hospital for the past few weeks following hip replacement surgery.
A source tells TMZ that Zsa Zsa’s staff shouldn’t order the custom coffin made out of mother of pearl, velvet and rhinestones just yet. Thankfully, the source says that Zsa Zsa’s condition is not life-threatening. They said that the ambulance taking her to the hospital did not have their emergency lights on. They also said that she complained of body aches and flu-like symptoms.
Even if Zsa Zsa’s life is not danger, you should still put on your finest joo-ree before putting your hands together to say a prayer for her. Those of us who don’t have diamonds, can make our own out of Saran Wrap and aluminum foil. You have to have some sparkly shit on your hands or your prayers for Zsa Zsa won’t work!