Bravo has confirmed that a shovel’s best friend Camille Grammer is one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (which premieres in October). The cast list is the same one that floated around a few months ago, but Bravo now has bios and a video! You can read all of their bios here, but there’s only one your eyes need to grace.
I am going to memorize the hobby portion of Camille’s bio word for word tonight, so I have something to say to stranger dudes at bars who ask me what I’m into. Well, usually I answer with “suck, spit, swallow, blow, sit, spin, eat, lick, puke, chew”, but sometimes that makes the dude slowly back away while covering his mouth with the bottom of his shirt. If he does that, I’ll recite Camille’s hobbies to lure him back. If it works for Camille…
Camille Grammer – Camille is a multi-talented model, actress, dancer, and advocate, who calls Beverly Hills her home. Grammer began her career as a dancer on Club MTV. She was married to sitcom star and icon, Kelsey Grammer, for 13 years. Together, they have a daughter, Mason, and a son, Jude. Camille and Kelsey own a production company, Grammnet Inc., which produces the shows “Medium,” “Girlfriends” and “The Game.” She has appeared on both the big and small screens. Most notably, in the Halloween episode of Frasier, in Betty Thomas’ “Private Parts,” and Woody Allen’s “Deconstructing Harry.” She has also appeared as a dancer in several music videos. Grammer was featured in the HDTV video dream sequence in David Niles’ Broadway show “Dreamtime” at The Ed Sullivan Theater. Her hobbies include dancing, skiing, paddle boarding, tennis, hiking, and collecting rare first edition books, such as Pride and Prejudice, Works of Byron 1833, The Sound and the Fury, and the works of William Faulker and Roald Dahl.
The Works of Byron 1833? No words. Camille is a genius.
Here’s the preview clip of RHOBH, which is basically what the inside of Jackie Collins’ head looks like at all times. It’s also what the praying mantis aliens on Mars would look like if they opened up a Zales, a St. John and a Sunset Tan on their planet.