Miley Cyrus Looks Different In The Face

August 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Maybe it’s because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me a serious Squeak moment.

It’s as if Snooki got Khloe Kardashian’s face awkwardly transplanted over hers by a bottom basement plastic surgeon who used liquid nails instead of stitches, which is why her mug swelled the fuck up.

That being said, Miley’s eye make-up reminds me of my 8th grade cholita friend who said she was “bringing the 5 flavors of the orient to her eyes” (don’t ask me where she pulled that phrase from) when she added a subtle tip to the ends with black liner. Because of that, Miley’s busted down make-up job works for me!

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