Miley Cyrus Looks Different In The Face
Maybe it’s because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me a serious Squeak moment.
It’s as if Snooki got Khloe Kardashian’s face awkwardly transplanted over hers by a bottom basement plastic surgeon who used liquid nails instead of stitches, which is why her mug swelled the fuck up.
That being said, Miley’s eye make-up reminds me of my 8th grade cholita friend who said she was “bringing the 5 flavors of the orient to her eyes” (don’t ask me where she pulled that phrase from) when she added a subtle tip to the ends with black liner. Because of that, Miley’s busted down make-up job works for me!