Magilla and Shrilla are hairy, grunting, inarticulate, chest-beating gorillas with sub-human IQs. We wonder if the cameras were rolling when Shrilla found out that Magilla was mating with another. We do know that Shrilla is really freaking out behind the scenes now that so many of their secrets are being laid out on the table. Like the fact that Magilla now has the masculine monkey child he always wanted. (Blind Gossip)
On last night’s Real Trashwives of New Jersey reunion, Teresa Giudice raaaaaged and flared her nostrils when Danielle Staub brought up her “nephew.” Some think that the “nephew” Danielle was talking about is the secret love child of Teresa’s husband Juicy Delicious. A secret love child he supposedly made with a mistress named Tara. But Jacqueline denied that there’s a secret love child or a mistress. Teresa wrote a blog explaining that Danielle was talking about her actual nephew who was born while she was doing work shit.
I’m going to choose to ignore Teresa’s blog, because I’m hoping that next seasons there’s an ESCANDALOSO moment where Juicy Delicious’ secret love child is revealed. I’m still going to guess Teresa and Juicy Delicious (like this could be anybody else)?
This B+ movie actress from a hit franchise series has always been rumored to be in a heterosexual relationship. True. She is. She is also involved with a female costume designer she met on the set of a different movie other than the franchise. (CDAN)
Kristen Stewart, durr? Or Emma Watson who just chopped off her long hair recently and we all know what that means (Big lez! Or starring in a production of Peter Pan).
Could it be that one of the most venerable relationships in Hollywood and points south has hit the skids? True enough – the partnership has been dissolved and while the public may focus on the star leaving the boardroom, the golden boy has been moved out of the bedroom. Or bedrooms in this case (the pitfalls of being so international). I’m told the lord of the rings was very direct about the split. No big song and dance. No other party involved (except the ever-present wife). The liaison had simply runs it’s course. It could have been ugly, but the youngster has been through this before. He’s a foxy fella and like most Silcilians, he’ll land on his feet (or his back). (Billy Masters via Blind Gossip)
Hugh Jackmenoff and his former production partner John Palermo? Their old production company was called SEED. Enough said.
This up-and-coming pop starlet snorted a line of coke while partying in a club with some pals. It shouldn’t come as a huge surprise given the boost her career got after she was linked to a real coke fiend. Her friends are watching her closely because drugs are becoming a more regular routine of hers. Not Miley Cyrus. (Blind Gossip)
My first thought was Taylor Momsen, but that hardcore toddler would beat my ass in front of the jungle gym if I referred to her as a “pop starlet.”