Afternoon Crumbs

August 31, 2010 / Posted by:

Nothing gets between 67-year-old Calvin Klein and his Calvins….except maybe this 20-year-old twink model – Gawker

Natalie Portman is going to poke her dog’s eyeball out with that nipple – Egotastic!

Salma Hayek takes her save the world titties to feed a hongray orphan at Madeo – Lainey Gossip

I almost didn’t recognize Taylor Momsen without Courtney Love’s 90s barf all over her body (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Only in America, Dr. Drew and Rachel Uchitel visit Ground Zero for reality TV- The Superficial

Lindsay Lohan sluts it up for court – Hollywood Tuna

Instead of nibbling on 3-day-old chicken lo-mein for lunch, I wish I was having all of this instead – The Berry

Another BABYPOCALYPSE on TLCCelebitchy

MiserAlba wearing a baby clown dress to LettermanPopoholic

Sandra Bullock’s Today show interview – Just Jared

My life is pretty much like this preview for Logo’s gay version of the Real Housewives (but without muscles, waxing, champagne, designer clothes, rich husbands, fancy parties with lists, mankinis, BMWs, etc..etc..) The similarities are scary! – Towleroad

Demi Moore needs to take dance lessons from Carrie the Dancing Dog – Popsugar

Snooki is not getting married – I’m Not Obsessed

Chad Lowe did get married – ICYDK

Joey Lawrence’s hairline is heading north faster than you can say WOAHHollywood Rag

Corgis are taking over – Cityrag

British man ass alert! – OMG Blog

RiRi’s wax figure probably has a better live singing voice too – Crunk + Disorderly

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