You really can’t say shit about the crystal chandelier bukkake Rita Wilson wore on her body to the Emmys last night. This is made of every kind of sparkly YES! How can you throw shade on an ensemble that could keep a million cats entertained for hours? How can you stamp “FUG” on a dress that looks like Liberace’s boy catching net? I just want to gently tap a fork on Rita’s ass and make a speech about how much I love all of this right down to the “Ode to Shauna Sand” lucite heels!
THOSE EXQUISITE LUCITE HEELS! This is exactly what Shauna Sand’s elegant feet look like after she spends a day floating above the burning sand. Oh yes, Shauna’s feet sweat IS made of sparkly crystal. And now you know thanks to Rita!