This Is Romance
Isn’t it every little girl’s dream to one day receive a marriage proposal from a fully waxed and greased guido gorilla on the cover of a prestigious magazine that is mostly used as a cum rag by homeless crackheads in the Tri-state area? The same magazine that Hailey Glassman scooted her skidmark on a few months ago. The answer has to be yes, because this is the true definition of ROMANCE. Well, if you wet farted on the definition and then wiped it down with one of The Situation’s used condoms.
Jeff Miranda, the assbag who is currently sticking his peen in a jar of pickle juice for Snooki to lick on, did the famewhore kneel and proposed to her on the cover of Steppin’ Out Magazine (via Radar Online). The Iraq war veteran (File this under: PSD) has only been pickling Snooki for a few weeks, but his fake tanned heart is already filled with love and other diseases for her. Jeff told Steppin’ Out:
“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother. I love her and want to be with her. I will never break her heart. She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullshit.”
Oh yes, this queef nugget definitely isn’t using Snooks for fame! And asking her to marry him on the cover of a magazine completely supports this claim.
The gross part is that I’m sure Snooki thinks this is some romantical shit. I just hope that when Jeff really does poop out the question to Snooki, he does it by slipping an engagement NuvaRing into her pickle hole so these two never ever reproduce! Although, he might not need to do that, because I’m pretty sure wearing Ed Hardy chonies makes you sterile.