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August 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Desperate for clean pee samples now that she’s out of rehab, Lindsay’s agents are hard at work patrolling children’s birthday parties. – alanamonster


Heidi Montag has a tearful farewell with her two former breast implants. – jazzfish_77

When Katie agreed to do Tommy’s remake of “Earth Girls Are Easy”, she didn’t realize how many scenes would involve martians and anal probing. – Tex-Bro

The Mexican version of the Blue Man Group – Los Mocos Verdes – have been hired by the government to harass White Oprah into quiet submission. – LaChaylo

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