Brent McMahon Has Challenged Taylor Lautner To A Push-Up Contest

August 30, 2010 / Posted by:

Brent McMahon, the RV dealership owner who is responsible for filling Taylor Lautner’s eye basin with tears of anxiety, wants to settle their dispute by taking off their shirts and breaking into a sweat until all of their muscles are sore. That really sounds like the beginning of a recurring wet dream that sends tingles down to Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole.

Taylor sued Brent McMahon’s RV company last week after they failed to deliver his customized $300,000 movie trailer on time. Brent’s lawyer told the Associated Press that Taylor is willing to settle the case for $40,000, but he has another idea. 47-year-old Brent has challenged 18-year-old Taylor to a push-up contest. Whoever wins gets the $40,000. Brent says he will donate his winnings to charity.

If Taylor doesn’t accept the offer Brent and his lawyers will fight the case with a mighty fist.

Taylor has teenage lungs and sleeps walks into his home gym to do sleep push-ups in the middle of the night, so my guess is that somebody (possibilities: Brent himself, Brent’s Twihard wife, etc..) is just looking for an excuse to see Jacob Black’s ripply nalgas move up and down live and in person! I see you. Brent needs to stop and get in line behind Tommy Girl.

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