Afternoon Crumbs

Mindy Kaling is ready for the goth prom or a Hairspray themed funeral – Just Jared

Jakey G is looking so mountain man butch…and then my eyes scrolled down to his flip-flops with pants – Lainey Gossip

Miranda Kerr’s Kewpie doll nipples are coming at you – Egotastic!

Quick! Let’s move to China and open up a giant midriff emporium for the bang ye set – Towleroad

Meanwhile, Jon Grosselin was a guest judge at a wet panty contest at a Senor Frogs in Myrtle Beach. Take that, Kate! – The Superficial

Tabitha Taylor is organically beautiful as usual (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This is something you don’t see every day: Sophie Monk is actually working a job – Hollywood Tuna

Cute dog snoring. That is all (as if your ass needs anything else?) – The Berry

Naya Rivera would’ve definitely won Miss Puerto Rico 1985 – ICYDK

Alicia Keys took her pregnant ass to Lauryn Hill’s show in NYC – Popsugar

The Dumb Bitch of the Day award might go to Kate Bosworth for pushing ASkars’ Swedish meatballs out of her life – Celebitchy

Anna Paquin dressed like a chorus girl in 300: The Las Vegas Musical – Moe Jackson

Wild crotch bushes are making a comeback! – Cityrag

If Snow Miser was a pimp, this is what one of his hos would look like – Hollywood Rag

Nicole Scherminger can finally sit down now, because this little boy has just snatched her wig right off – OMG Blog

Lindsay Lohan isn’t even trying to give a fuck – I’m Not Obsessed

Tiny really needs to give that weave back to My Little Pony – Necole Bitchie

I guessed “Steven Tyler” – SOW