In case you missed it, here’s the clusterfuck opening number from the Emmys tonight starring Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Jon Hamm, Betty White and pretty much everybody from Glee. Your boner might refuse to come out to play when it sees Kate Gosselin in her terrifying DWTS costume, but tell it to be patient and wait for Jon Hamm to shake his nipples and back up his nalgas into Betty White. That’s the money shot.
And if award show musical numbers always make your eyes itch, just watch this chick from Top Chef almost eat carpet (not in a sexy way) as she made her way up to the stage. Pack up your knives and HAHAHAHAHA:
Hopefully, Tom Colicchio consoled her backstage by letting her rub his bald head.