Betty White Has Some Competition

August 29, 2010 / Posted by:

A black cloud (powered by Bea Arthur) might appear above my head for blogging this out loud, but I think January Jones might have outdone Betty White at the Emmys tonight. January was caught in a tornado of coffee filters, Madge’s vintage cone tits, Pepsi cans and cocktail umbrellas and she still made it to the Emmys tonight!

Seriously, January looks like she was in the middle of some hair-pulling sexy times with a married dude when his wife came home and so she had to jump out of the window fully nekkid! Then she was forced to make a dress with shit found in the recycle bin and a bottle of blue spray paint from the garage. The freshly fucked hair just pulls the whole beautiful mess together.

If fuckery was a country, this would be its national dress at the Miss Universe pageant.

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