Looking Sessy

August 28, 2010 / Posted by:

A couple of months ago, Mickey Rourke severed all ties with his greasy Crisco swamp mop and debuted a panty cream-inducing new look. Your fuck parts are still recovering, I know. Well, the panty pudding fountain will be flowing again after you get a few good looks at Mickey Rourke’s new buzz cut, which he showed off in NYC yesterday afternoon.

The cat eye sunglasses (Dita Von Teese, take that!), the “come hither” pout and the NARS polish (in shade: skeleton sponge paint) on his thumbnail…. Everything Mickey is selling, I’m buying with the help of a low interest rate loan. Now that Mickey’s head is cleaned up, he sort of resembles a fuzzy skin dingle on a ginger centaur’s taint. Better than ever!

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