Taking a page from international supermodel Phoebe Price’s Barbizon pose book, Lindsay Lohan threw a “I’ll take two 8-balls please” sign at the paparazzi while pumping her car at a gas station in L.A. last night. LiLo doesn’t look like she should be face down on a cot in the middle of the detox room at a methadone clinic, so I can easily say that a few weeks in rehab erased the “gutter crack rat” from her face! And my best friend sarcasm stayed sitting in its chair in the corner when I wrote out that last sentence. Okay, it might have raised its hand once to throw in a verbal smirk about the orangutan labia lips on her face, but that’s it!
And yes, LiLo is behind the wheel again, so everybody in Southern California better pop on their helmets and say a prayer before they shift their car into drive (like my abuelita does before long trips)! LiLo’s first post-rehab Twat was even about how the paps are ruining her driving game:
“Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1’s sake”
Every driver in the L.A. area Tweeted back: Clearly…@lindsaylohan shouldn’t be allowed to drive. 4every1’s sake.
Here’s a few more of LiLo from yesterday looking like she breathes in oxygen instead of meth smoke like some (cut to you with a meth pipe in your hand and a guilty look on your face) of us.