That buttery scent of freshly baked cunt baguettes wafting through the air could only mean one thing….Gerard Depardieu is blowing out le bitchery once again! YES (or should I say, OUI!)! And this time Gerard Depardieu is going hard on Juliette Binoche. Juliette Binoche! Who does that? As far as I know, Juliette is as harmless as a newborn butterfly. But we can always count on Gerard to surprise us with who he aims his double down tongue at.
In an interview with Austrian magazine Profil (via The Guardian), Gerard Depardouchebag said this about Juliette: “Please can you explain to me what the secret of this actress is meant to be? I would really like to know why she has been so esteemed for so many years. She has nothing. Absolutely nothing! Compared with her, Isabelle Adjani is great even if she’s totally nuts. Or Fanny Ardant — she is magnificent, extremely impressive. But Binoche? What has she ever had going for her?”
You can clearly tell that Gerard is so passionate about his hate for Juliette Binoche that his fupa busted out his pant buttons. What did Juliette Binoche ever do to him? Is he jealous of her, because she starred in a movie about chocolate? Did she queef on one of his croissant? Whatever she did, I hope she keeps doing it, because Gerard’s French flavored cuntness is almost better than IHOP’s stuffed French toast.