Professional Nutritionist Elizabeth Hurley Thinks Adult Shouldn’t Eat Breakfast

August 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Since you get all your medical and nutritional advice from Elizabeth Hurley, you should immediately dump that bowl of Fruity Pebbles with Strawberry Quik into the recycle bin and throw that Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick out the window, because you’re not supposed to eat breakfists! Speaking from the bottom of the verbal barf bucket that is Twitter, Dr. Hurley told her grown-up followers that they should ignore their abuelitas’ advice by skipping breakfast. Liz wrote:

“Btw my diet survived the onslaught of phenomenal vacation food. doctors disagree, but I swear by almost nothing for breakfast for adults. Mugs of hot water first thing, maybe an espresso and a few oat cakes mid morning.”

Even though Dr. Hurley is the world’s foremost nutritionist (next to Colonel Sanders, anyways), I’m going to have to politely disagree with her stupid ass. Nothing makes me up open my eyes in the morning like the scent of liquid caffeine from my coffee maker/alarm clock filling my nostrils and giving me a reason to live. Elizabeth needs to put a Secret Cami over it, because she’s really letting her Fishsticks Paltrow show. I mean, “mugs of hot water“? BITCH STOP! You know she’s really drinking vodka off the kettle or microwaved mugs of Crystal Pepsi. You only need hot water in the morning to wipe last night’s debauchery (or tears of loneliness) from your face.

via The Sun

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