Open Post: Hosted By The Antoine Dodson Tattoo

August 26, 2010 / Posted by:

It had to be done! Someone on Facebook shared this picture of the shrine to Antoine Dodson they got tattooed into their flesh.

Seriously, I’m not going to lie. The thought of having Alabama’s own legendary hero inked onto my body forever has crawled into my mind a few times, but I didn’t want my Steven Slater crotch bone tattoo to get jealous. So I’m happy to see that someone immortalized Antoine the right way.

Yes, this tattoo looks like it will easily come off with a drop of saliva, a semi-new Magic Erase and a few cunt glares from Antoine himself, but I’m going to choose to believe it’s real! There are millions of crazy drunks bitches out there who get all their inspiration from viral videos! I mean, why do you think I Velcro a fork to my hand before I eat spaghetti?

But whoever got this mess slapped onto their arm should’ve waited a few days, because Antoine’s already got a new look and he debuted it on Today this morning:


Antoine’s hair is so silky that you just want to rip off all your panties and go skinny dipping it. Every time Antonie flips his hair, a criminal in Mobile falls down. Keep flippin’ your beauty, Antoine!

via Buzzfeed

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