Jared Leto must have gotten sick of bitches throwing bird seed cut with Pop Rocks at the hot pink mohawk slowly sucking out his hotness from the pores on his scalp, because he finally bathed it in glue remover and put it to bed! Yes, Jared’s hair is very “SamRo going to a Mad Men-themed rave”, but at least it doesn’t give me the urge to slip on my Super Mario overalls and jump on top of it. Although, that’s not really a bad urge to have.
Now that Jared’s hair is looking like it walks amongst us in this dimension, he needs to stop taking fashion advice from a color blind raver who has ingested way too much glow stick juice and only buys accessories from the candy section at Toys “R” Us.
Here’s more of Jared with his 30 Seconds to Mars bandmates Shannen Leto and Mars Tomo at a press conference in Mexico City.