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August 26, 2010 / Posted by:

The Pigeon Lady (as played by Brenda Fricker) from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

It’s Macaulay Culkin’s big 30th birthday today as you can tell from the post below. I would link it, but Macaulay Culkin turning 30 reminds me that I’m getting old, which means that my bones are going flaccid, which means that I shouldn’t risk moving my wrist all the way to my mouse. So you’ll just have to take my word for it. Although, I could be making it all up since that’s a sign of entering the Gold Bond phase of life. And now I’m rambling (which is another sign, DAMN!).

What I’m trying to say is that in honor of Mac’s three decades on Earth, let’s pay tribute to his bestest fweeeend on the silver screen: THE PIGEON LADY! Soon we’ll all be sitting in Central Park with a bunch of dirty nasty pigeons pecking the dead skin off of us as some annoying ass brat gives us a cheap ceramic turtledove and tells us that we’ll always be friends forever. That part of the movie always bothered my ass. BITCH is homeless and Mac gives her a stupid ass ceramic turtledove? Where’s the cash?! Where’s the gold candelabras from The Plaza she can pawn for some real money?!

You know what, though? The Pigeon Lady did alright. Bitch managed to trade in that turtledove for a ticket to England and later became the MOST FAMOUS WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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