Gary Busey Is A Hero!!!!

August 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Finally, here’s some news that will make you want to kiss Gary Busey’s jumbo mouth Chiclets and let him chew on your favorite sweater. When Gary Busey isn’t fluttering over California and spreading his sparkly lunatic dust, he’s saving lives! I always knew that beneath all those layers of crazy were more layers of crazy and then more layers of crazy and then more layers of crazy and then a hero’s heart!

TMZ says that earlier this week, Gary came upon a major car wreck in Malibu and he immediately jumped into action. Police sources say that Gary called 911 and then stopped traffic by blinding drivers with his smile. Who needs orange cones, right?

Gary even stayed with one of the injured until the ambulance pulled up. The injured man’s mother says that her son is doing fine and what Gary did was “very sweet and caring.” Yes, the man freaked out when he woke up and thought the jaws of life were coming at him, but other than that he’s thankful for Gary’s good samaritan ways!

Gary has yet to comment because admitting that he’s a true hero might fuck with his reputation as the craziest crazy in Hollyweird.

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