Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 26, 2010 / Posted by:

To help her prepare for an upcoming awards presentation, this actress has solicited the help of someone her husband absolutely despises. The comedy star will be writing jokes about the actor husband and an organization with which he is affiliated. Our actress has made it clear to the comedy star that she is giving her permission to be as vicious as possible. Why so harsh? The sooner the actress can get the husband to see red, the sooner she can get far away from him. (Blind Gossip)

This blind item is GLIB, so all signs point to Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie? As for the comedy star, I’ll go with Chelsea Handler (for the VMAs?), Kathy Griffin (for the Emmys?) or Sarah Silverman (for whatever?)? And if Katie actually makes a Scientology joke, I will tattoo XENU RULES on what’s left of my ass lips.

You know what is sad? That we have lists for reality stars. They should all be D. Unfortunately they are not though. This B-/C+ reality star and sometime actress has always thought she was better than the reality world. At this point she would probably settle for a steady paycheck from a reality show. What she should not be doing is making the one company that is paying her a decent wage to endorse their products mad. Our reality star shows up late, bad mouths the company, gets drunk at meetings, has no showed for corporate events and will never go anywhere for them unless she is paid. When they don’t renew her contract she will be sorry. (CDAN)

Not Wonks. Not a Kardashian. Kristin Calamariorwhatever from The Hills?

This one is kind of sad. Hopefully there are some cheery ones for tomorrow. Back in the day this tweener singer/actress was pretty big. Not like Miley Cyrus big, but in the world of tween music and acting was probably like the equivalent of 98 Degrees in the boy band archives. Last to the party, but still had a couple of hits with her group. Anyway, she was making a decent wage had a boyfriend who was famous enough that the pair would get in the tabloids. Then one day it was gone. Everything. She is in the middle of a very long drought and is not a tween anymore. She needs to support herself but basically just gets handed from one guy to the next. She allows it though because they give her a place to stay, a couple of scraps of work, and drugs when she needs them. This girl who used to be innocent has been photographed naked, has sex tapes and so much more. She had a lot of promise and if this continues you won’t even remember her name in another year. You might not now. (CDAN)

Well, I probably still know who they are since I regularly troll the Angelfire fan pages of every damn girl group ever created. My guess is that the down-on-her-luck (and everything else) trick is a former member of one of these groups: Dream, Danity Kane, The Cheetah Girls, Cleopatra (Coooomin atcha!) or 3LW?

He’s talented, he’s handsome, and everyone wants him in their films because this B list Actor is fast on his way to the top. He seems to have everything- a gorgeous wife and children and an amazing career, but we hear behind the scenes things are completely different. When the cameras are off he’s stubborn, verbally abusive, reckless with his spending and habits (including porn and alcohol) and he’s self righteous about politics and religion. His poor wife struggles with depression which he writes off as ‘character weakness’ and blames his son’s ADHD on his wife’s ‘poor parenting.’ He’s definitely not the man everyone thinks he is. (BuzzFoto)

Maybe this bitch is simply preparing for the title role in the Mel Gibson story?

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