Afternoon Crumbs

You are not a camel toe aficionado unless you can spot which one is CoCo’s – Cityrag

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry might be boning again, because it’s absolutely scientifically impossible for two exes to get along like this. Impossible! – Lainey Gossip

Frapps and Daddy Spears’ Velveeta grits do a body good – The Superficial

Tila Tequila is totally trying to bring Nelly’s signature look back (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ginger Spice gets to second base with herself – Hollywood Tuna

Because posing for the paparazzi on the stroll is hard ass work, Sophie Monk is on vacation in Hawaii – Egotastic!

The Blue Power Ranger has come out as a proud peen lover. And I’m still waiting for Rita Repulsa to come out as a big lez – Towleroad

Look what spat out of Hell’s asshole – The Berry

And my guess is that Naya Rivera sang “Bust Your Windows” while egging Mark Salling’s car – Celebitchy

Will Forte has taken two beers out of SNL’s cabin before sliding down the evacuation slide – Just Jared

MiserAlba wearing wallpaper from my auntie’s 70s themed game room to the Machete premiere – Popoholic

The American Eagle as soon through the eyes of Tommy Girl – OMG Blog

I’d hide my face too if I was wearing a trucker hat – Popsugar

Sookeh Soookeh Soooookeh joins the cast of Scream 4 – ICYDK

Serena Williams’ better stop before she goes to far and someone pisses on her – Crunk + Disorderly

Jeremy Renner will play Tommy Girl’s main butt plug holder in Mission Impossible 4 – I’m Not Obsessed

If Drew Barrymore really wanted to destroy that bitch reporter, she should’ve just made them watch Music & Lyrics and they’d rip their own face off – SOW

Katy Perry is trying to bring hair mascara back – Holy Moly!

Crocodile Dunfuckeduponhistaxes – Hollywood Rag