There’s No Shame To Christopher Young’s Attention Whore Game

August 25, 2010 / Posted by:

Christopher F. Young is making every stop on the attention whore line in his bid to become the Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island! Christopher is the crazy who was kicked out of a debate when he refused to leave memawmaw’s Mary “Full of Grace” statue outside. During another debate, Christopher brought on a wave of eye rolls when he proposed to his girlfriend in front of everyone. And now earlier this week, the second coming of Christopher dropped his latest trick on Fox’s Rhode Show.

The Rhode Show’s host Elizabeth Hopkins thought she was going to have coffee with Christopher, but instead he poured a carafe full of unfiltered hot fuckery right into her ear hole without warning her first. Christopher serenaded Elizabeth with a song about Jesus, and I can guarantee that all the angels gathered in the choir room in heaven to cringe together. It made their wings wilt.

Elizabeth would make an excellent spy, because she kept a perfect robotic “news anchor” look on her face even though you know the walls of her soul were crumbling down. Torture Elizabeth all you want and that smile will still stay locked on her face.

With all that being said, VOTE 4 CHRIS YOUNG! Well, if he’s acting like this now, imagine all the unbridled buffoonery he’s going to bring to Providence (and the world!!!!) if he becomes mayor?

via Cajun Boy (Thanks Kevin)

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