Burning Rubber In More Ways Than One

August 25, 2010 / Posted by:

When Officer Ross Gilbert pulled over a car in Ohio for illegally tinted windows, the last thing he expected to see was the driver committing a DWJ (Drive While Jacking) but that’s exactly what he found. Officer Ross tells Cincinnati.com that he got an eye full of Colondra Hamilton sitting with her pants unzipped and a sex toy on her crotch. Since Colondra didn’t even bother trying to hide the mobile fuck party going on in her lap, I’m going to guess that she also threw him a “Come on in, motherfucker” look when he strolled on up to her window. A bitch who bones herself while driving is ready for anything.

Colondra wasn’t alone in the car, and admitted to Officer Ross that while she put her pussy to the metal (or silicone, in this case), her passenger held up a laptop with a porn playing on it so she could get a good look. Once Officer Ross finished screaming WTF on a loop in his head, he charged her with “driving with inappropriate alertness” and for having tinted windows. Oh, and Officer Ross also found a crack pipe in the car, but you probably already guessed that some type of the bad shit must have been involved in this mess.

The thing that really gets me is that this horny ho wasn’t pulled over for driving all sorts of crooked. She was pulled over for having tinted windows! Bitch had one hand on the wheel, one hand on the stick shift in her snatch and one eye on the road with the other eye on a porn! This is the art of multi-tasking right here! She’s like a one woman BANG BUS! I don’t know whether to take notes or alert the city of London, because this is definitely going to give George Michael ideas.

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