Afternoon Crumbs

George Clooney or a skinny Jack Nicholson? – Popsugar

Sandra Bullock to talk to GLIB on Tuesday morning – Lainey Gossip

Miley Cyrus’ “deep love” with Liam Hemsworth obviously wasn’t deep enough. That didn’t sound right. – Just Jared

Christina Hendricks’ chichis do make you feel like you’re being carried away on a cloud of heavenly air, so it makes sense that she’s the new face of London Fog – The Superficial

A two-piece: Olivia Wilde is in one – Egotastic!

Celestia just smelled a fart (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Let’s all be honest here, Crispy Ronaldo would look better in those lace panties – Hollywood Tuna

Madgie Dearest shows Baby Jesus the correct way to scrub the dirt out – Towleroad

Add another armadillo to the shopping cart BBQ, because there’s going to be two Spears weddings – Celebitchy

Circle the fat people – The Berry

Hilary Duff’s double stuffed diamond ring doesn’t have nearly enough karats in it – Popoholic

Sugar Pie better get her own aria in this mess – OMG Blog

Timbaland did not try to off himself – I’m Not Obsessed

And then she fucked it – Moe Jackson

Kat Stacks screws Soulja Boy in more ways than one – Crunk + Disorderly

Hovering camel toe alert – Cityrag

St. Angie to write and direct a Bosnian war romance – ICYDK

Here’s hoping George Lucas calls Yoda to the stand as a character witness – Hollywood Rag

Oh, Reg Traviss just wants Wino to stick her head out of her window and scream, “REEEEEEEEEEEG!” – Holy Moly!