Above is a bitchy ass cat in a tie sitting on a toddler’s armchair while a bunch of kids sing “Happy Birfday!” to him. And below is an english bull dog sitting on his ass while watching the Family Guy. T
he mad pussy gets points for keeping his claws to himself even though he’s scratching the nostrils off of every person in the room with his eyes. However, the bulldog gets a million bonus points, because I’m pretty sure he actually enjoys sitting like Al Bundy with his pants off. If he didn’t have to lick his own asshole, he’d sit there all day and night. If his asshole was on one paw and his balls were on the other, he would be in heaven! Yeah, the dog does it better.
via Gawker TV