Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Jerry Supiran, Jaime from the fuck up afternoon delight of my childhood that was Small Wonder!

Jaime was the son of Ted Lawson, the man who enslaved a robot girl and forced her to dress up like the mascot of a German cheese company. I had a love/hate thing with Jaime. Jaime was all kinds of shifty and he was the kind of boy who would get up in the middle of the night to get a string cheese from the kitchen and then slowly peel off each piece while watching you sleep. The kind of boy who would secretly stick a pair of his dirty chonies in your bag at school and then watch from afar as you pulled them out and wondered where they came from. Underneath that half of a Bieber cut is a whole lot of NOT RIGHT.

On the other hand, Jaime knew how to run a brilliant scheme. I’d like to think that right after high school, Jaime finally gave in to Harriet and the two eloped before moving to Vermont to run an Off Track Betting Place. They brought Vicki along and Jaime taught her how to snatch wallets from old men waiting for the bus. Harriet eventually fell in love with a lesbian farmer and left Jaime.

In real life, Jerry Supiran quit the acting game right after Small Wonder disconnected from our screens, because he realized that nothing could top the amazingness of that performance. There were rumors that Jerry grew up to become Billy Corgan. But Jerry contacted Washed Up Celebrities last year to tell them that he’s not feeling the wrath of Courtney Love and he now spends his time playing golf. Jerry went to college after Small Wonder and has since worked as a chef and a ranch manager. This is a sort of recent picture of Jerry:

Somebody tell Jerry to put on a Bieber wig, slip up on an ill-fitting striped t-shirt and round up Vicki, because what the world needs now is a Small Wonder reunion!

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