But Is Mugsy Okay?!

Paris Hilton, seen here with Mugsy the newest addition to her dog closet, jumped out of bed early this morning after some dude with two large objects banged on her front door. No, it wasn’t the gardener. It also wasn’t her pedicurist holding two giant nail files. Apparently, it was some stranger dude with two large knives in each hand.

The Los Angeles Times reports that Wonks saw the dude on her security camera and immediately called 911. While her latest boyfriend went to confront the knife wielder, she jumped on her Twitter. Naturally:

So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h http://twitpic.com/2hrfnm
about 2 hours ago via Twitpic

The LAPD arrested a 40-something man from Redlands and took him down to the nearest jail house. The police aren’t sure how he managed to get past the security of Paris’ gated community.

While Paris and her piece were dealing with the police, Mugsy managed to slip out of the dog closet undetected and he carefully put a stuffed toy pug in his place. Then he tip toed past the front lawn, crawled under the police car and held on to the bottom for dear life as it drove away. So if you happen to see Paris petting a stuffed toy pug for the paparazzi, don’t say anything!