For the past week or so, Bravo’s Andy Cohen has been swearing on his perfectly manicured chest rug that the reunion show for The Real Trashwives of New Jersey is the best one they’ve ever done. Well, here’s Andy’s proof in the form a clip featuring Teresa Giudice screaming at Danielle so hard that I think one of her forehead veins pushed back her hairline a few inches (we all wish).
You almost expect to see a dozen tiny police cars circle around Teresa right before she climbs the Empire State Building and swats at the helicopters shooting at her. Andy just needed to tag the bitch and release her back into the wild. Where the hell was the Gorilla Whisperer when we really needed her?
And what did Danielle pull out of her bag? A ball of all the weave tracks that have been yanked out of her head? The genie’s lamp so she can finally take over Agrabah? A snow globe filled with light and love?