Mimi With Child?

August 23, 2010 / Posted by:

The Hello Kitty Baby Hospital is once again preparing their special Mariah Carey suite after seeing these pictures of the Rainbow Butterfarty Princess possibly serenading her fetus at the Barretos International Rodeo in Brazil over the weekend. It seems like every few months a picture rolls (take cover!) around of Mimi looking like a Honeybaked Ham at its Super Sweet 16 Gala, and it’s got everyone declaring that her custom-made Lisa Frank pregnancy test must be showing a pink heart (that’s a positive).

The way Mimi’s man servants are handling her like she’s a delicate crystal pearl birthed from a mermaid’s nipple has got me thinking that she is carrying a precious baby in her pink womb. But then again, Mimi IS a delicate crystal pearl birthed from a mermaid’s nipple, so she should always be handled with care.

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