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Ruby, the bedbug sniffing Beagle of NYC!
According to the local news, NYC is currently suffering through a major BEDBUG EPIDEMIC (Burn your mattresses!!!!) and it won’t be long before our bedbug overlords completely take over and enslave us forever. The bedbugs are eatin’ err’body around here! We’ll spend the rest of our lives lying next to each other on a field of sidewalk mattresses while millions of bedbugs slowly suck the life out of us. A bedbug orgy if you will. It will be the unsexiest episode of True Blood ever. I mean, you always dream of waking up in the middle of the night to find two filthy dirty bitches biting at your inner thighs, but not like this! And Ruby is here to make sure this doesn’t happen.
Ruby is the premiere bedbug buster in the Tri-State area and works with her owner to rid the world of the parasites that live to make your skin itch (somebody point Ruby towards Paris Hilton’s cave). When bedbugs see Ruby shuffling towards them, they pack up all their stupid shit and move on to the next victim, because bitch don’t play. That face up there is a bedbug’s worst enemy. We should all just get sheets with Ruby’s face on them so those mattress vampires will stay the hell away. Ruby will save us all!
(via New York Times) (For Christopher)