Betty White Rules The Schmemmys

August 22, 2010 / Posted by:

The Creative Arts Emmys (or the Schmemmys as Kathy Griffin has officially dubbed them) is the Emmys’ grown step sister who still sits at the children’s table even though her ass cheeks don’t fit on the tiny stool anymore. Well, she temporarily got up from the children’s table last night for her big moment in the spotlight. And she didn’t disappoint, because she did the right thing by honoring international treasure Betty White for her triumphant performance on Saturday Night Live!

Unfortunately, Betty wasn’t there to accept her award, because the show cut into her nap time and nothing is more important than nap time. No, Betty didn’t go because she gets tired of people throwing themselves at her feet and handing over their babies (or trophies) for her to bless.

Surprisingly enough, Betty didn’t win every award last night. Illegal, I know. Others won too. Here’s just some of the winners (full list here):

Best Guest Actress in a Comedy: Betty White, “Saturday Night Live”

Best Choreography: Mia Michaels, “So You Think You Can Dance”

Best Voiceover Performance: Anne Hathaway, “The Simpsons”

Best Main Titles Design: “Bored to Death”

Best Main Title Theme Music: “Nurse Jackie”

Best Guest Actor in a Drama Series: John Lithgow, “Dexter” (he accidentally thanked HBO instead of Showtime!)

Best Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Neil Patrick Harris, “Glee”

Best Variety Writing: “Colbert Report”

Best Commercial: “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like • Old Spice Body Wash”

Best Reality Program: “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution”

Best Reality Host: Jeff Probst, “Survivor”

Best Guest Actress in a Drama Series: Ann-Margret, “Law & Order: SVU” (she receives the only standing ovation of the night)

And here’s some pictures of the winners including: Neil Patrick Harris double fisting, Ann-Margaret, John Lithgow, Gaycrest, Isaiah Mustafa (with Jon Hamm), and Jeff Probst with his girlfriend Sheetal Sheth.

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