Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Corin Forshaw from the UK’s Big Brother 2010

I haven’t been keeping up with Big Brother UK like I should be, so I’ve never laid eyes upon this inside/out Butterfinger beauty until I saw the pictures from her (SPOILER ALERT) eviction last night. It’s like looking at an over-embalmed Katie Price in a fun house mirror.

Those eyelashes look like the top parts of two silk ebony sunflowers reaching high for an exquisite double rainbrow. Corin’s skin reminds me of the time I left my box of Crayons in the backyard and the orange section completely melted together. Understated perfection.

Now, I have no idea what Corin’s story is. Corin could be such a bitch that her cunt glares causes the wallpaper on the walls to bubble over. Or she could be the sweetest thing to come along since Zac Efron’s pucker. Who knows and it honestly doesn’t matter. Everything I need to know about Corin is in that picture above.

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